Wtwo news Terre Haute special announcement..Rusty Lash of Terre Haute, Indiana found dead

Rusty Ryan Lash was found dead today at 2:09 in terre haute Indiana. Lash was the coolest guy in the world friend says. I never knew someone so nice and kind and was never wrong about anything. He was found shot 9 times by the two chimpanzees that escaped from the zoo. Lash was likely going to let them into his house and give them food andnl water and that’s when the gunshots rang out says neighbor Ivy. Ivy says that the only way you gonna get that White man, he’s was the toughest guy around this town I’ve see what he can do and I bet it took all 9 of those bullets to kill him. The chimps escaped on foot and there is a full out monkey hunt going on right now. Mayer says y a it’s true las JJ has passed and we are in mourning and we are expecting the president of the United States to be here in second now to speak to the nation on Mr Rusty Lash tragic death. All banks schools and government offices have been closed nation wide for Mr lash