– July 31, 2022
US President Joe Biden has died aged 79 after being assassinated by a unidentified 25 year old white woman who traveled from Colorado to Washington DC. armed by an AK-47. Biden was exiting the White House when the unidentified 25 year old perpetrator fired more than 75 rounds of AK-47 bullets, striking him mainly in his chest and neck. The 25 year old perpetrator was immediately shot and killed by nearby guards and secret service. Biden was immediately transferred to a local hospital. When brought to the local hospital, he was receiving blood from blood donors, but his blood loss was too great, and he was declared dead by doctors 4 hours after the incident roughly taken place at roughly 1:56 PM EST.