Quandale mourns the passing of Joey jay wingleburg after he suffocated on glebottoma infected cave in celevland ohio (he was too late for him)

jeffrey pine pooter was arrested for mopping the floor with his brothers head that got tangled on an a foot massaging asian doorknob that was impregnated by a fake micheal jackson bed sheet with the lube droplets off his white buttcheeks that were lost in the upside down when will bought a demogorgon dildo to play with his hoo haa in the back of a macies parking lot that had a break dancing mail man security guard with extra stupid strawberry strudel on the side of his arbys meat mountain sandwich that was left unbothered by a wild naked bear in the wilderness that was caught urinating in a diaper full of unhinged emo kid waffle syrup that was slapped by will smith and pooped on by amber heard in a dennys bathroom next to a twin sized bed that was on the roof attatched to a homeless man named skibbidy doofle waffle