A new law was passed last night following a new official gender, which is being a potato (past tense. Spuddish). Many people started to identify as a potato back in 2020, but were too scared to come out because they thought that people would make fun of them and judge them.
More and more people are identifying as potatoes every minute of the day. There is a rumor that carrots will be joining the community, but nobody knows for sure.
We’ve just gotten news that a light brown ish colour is going to be joining the Pride flag which has been rumoured for a while, but now we know it’s official, which is great news to all you potatoes out there.