Joe Biden dead at 79

Joe Biden has died at the age of 79, The White House announced. He died on 6/30/22, the last day of LGBTQIA+ Pride month, at 5:45pm EDT. His cause of death was that he went on his son Hunter’s fishy laptop and found out that his approval ratings were below 40% via a Ukrainian energy company’s forum page. He was 79 years old.