The multi-trillion dollar company and film franchise LIGMA has just bought Disney for a $150,000,000,000 deal, including Star Wars, Marvel, Fox, PIXAR, National Geographic, and it’s other companies. The deal took place on the 31st of June, and LIGMA’s stocks have increased by 50% since the purchase. LIGMA CEO, Mike Hawk, claims that Disney is in safer hands. “We’ll make Disney a better place, although with the expense of ads on Disney+”, Hawk says, “Disney+ will have a makeover, and will be rebranded as LIGMA+.”
Sources: Your mother lmao