Cristiano Ronaldo Murdered

Cristiano Ronaldo has died on July 16 2022. He was murdered by a dog named “ talking Ben”. Ben broke into Cristiano Ronaldo’s house and was caught trying to steal his ballon diors to give them to Lionel Messi. Ben didn’t want to go to jail so he shot Cristiano. He died of blood loss. Ben is still on the run, he was last seen in Cincinnati, Ohio. Lock all doors and windows, a moment of silence. . Cristiano Ronaldos family was not injured but they are traumatized. If you have any information or are able to speak to Ben please contact us at 911