STAN LEE RAISED FROM DEAD AFTER WITCHES ATTEMPT TO SUMMON THE GHOST OF HAMILTON

Friday the thirteenth of may, 2022, a strange event took place. Genius creator of the marvel comics, Stan Lee was rumored to have risen from his grave. On further investigation the police found that his grave was empty and there were candles surrounding it in a circle. An anonymous tip came in to the police where they discovered that a practicing coven of witches had been seen at that time. Interrogations were made and it seems as if the head of the coven, Dipper named after an unfortunate birthmark, had lead the other to practice a reincarnation spell to summon the ghost of Hamilton after watching the Broadway show named after him for the first time. “We needed to punish him,” dipper cried, tears running down his face, “he couldn’t hurt Eliza like that.”
The police have been trying to locate the body of Stan Lee ever since and yet there has been no success, yet there have been sightings of a man who was “unusual” at nearby places. The current chief of police had no comment, but Bill Cipher, a young aspiring detective concluded that “he will be found by the end of the year and there is no reason why anyone should worry.” He also cautioned to “stay inside and keep you aluminum foil nearby because the apocalypse is coming.”