Quandale Dingle, popular entrepreneur was found on school property last night. The security feed found this photo. The principal of the school said:
“Quandale Dingle will never pop up on school grounds again. I’ve heard he has done unspeakable things to society.
Quandale Dingle, the victim said this:
“I was trying to find a fox to make orange flavored lean but ended up just finding a porcupine with 14 eyes and both male and female genitals.