Park Jimin Acquires Rabies!

BTS member, Park Jimin has acquired rabies from a crazed fan girl at Chipotle! The said crazed fan girl was about 45 years old. She loved Jimin and pictures of him shirtless, and videos of his holding his crotch. She also had a crush on him. She got away from the police, and she is said to be last seen wearing elmo jeans, Oscar the grouch shoes, and Cookie Monster sweatshirt. She is being charged for 6th degree weirdness. Fans around the worlds are devastated. Hopefully Jimin doesn’t die.