Scientists have discovered trace amounts of copper in the female breast tissue.

Scientists this week have found a shocking new discovery. A woman, who is unnamed, died recently while stocking a meat freezer, and her body was completely reserved. Scientists were able to recover her body and observe the internal workings of her breast tissue only to find that female breast tissue contains microscopic amounts of copper. Copper officially makes up roughly 1.231% of the average womans breast tissue. Some women are considering harvesting their breast tissue in copper factories. This poses question on how this will effect the youth of the future, living on primarily formula as babies.