President Joe Biden Introduces New Technology

In today’s society, the Japanese cartoons known as, “anime”, has become very popular throughout our youth. Many have tried to bring the infamous 2D characters to life, but none have succeeded. Today is a revolutionary day for the anime community! The U.S. President Joe Biden has introduced a new cloning technique that allows you to recreate your favorite character in real life! The closeted otaku surprised the world. Why would the president be concerned about such things? We will never know. After all, it is America.