Forget brocalli, kale, lettuce and toss all those other veggies right out the back windows. Top researchers at The Institute for Health and Prime Vegetation have recently discovered a new super-nutrient only found in, yes, onions. The nutrient phytonactilium has apparently been flying under the radar undetected for years, but essentually one onion packs the nutrient punch of twenty heads of brocalli, or eight full bags of kale, twenty tomatoes, combined. So load up that onion bin. Stock up on mouthwash and toss those other foul tasting vegetable right out the door, back window or right down the toilet where they belong. Onions, onions, any way you like. Go!