Half human and half pig GMO meat approved for consumption confiscated after a health inspector who caught a pigman walking upright

Health inspector, Mark Tubble, reported witnessing pigs with two legs with five toes on each foot and five fingers on each hand instead if hooves hanging in a slaughter house he had been assigned to in Munchin,”Illinois. They had pig ears and pink human-like lips, Tubble said.
Since the farm was sanitary and following every rule he said he could not deny giving a USDA stamp of approval on the carcasses.