Caleb Brako suspected for the missing chicken stock in Kfc.

We have recently heard that Caleb Brako a SCA student aged 12 stole 50,000 chicken burgers at approximately 1:00 o’ clock (Lunch time). He apparently ate it all within a second. And was caught in the back of KFC by CCTV cameras. In KFC the cameras recorded Caleb eating the workers along with his 50,000 course meal. And this is not the first time doing this he does this daily as we muslims pray 5 times a day. It is also said that he stuffs deserts in his cheeks and his hair. if you see him please take him to the Burger King department. his secret name goes by the one and only Big Chungus.