Top ten reasons why ‘The General’ is better than all other insurances.
1) The General has a beard a lizard can’t have a beard plus a beard equals wisdom
2) The General has a metal hat a lizard cannot own a metal hat
3) The General can be a leader in your local CVS a lizard can’t be one, because they logical cannot
4) The General has a website a lizard cannot run an website because they don’t have fingers
5) The General can smell like a brand new car sold a lizard can’t
6) The General has BETTER techniques to selling an car a lizard cannot sell a car because they don’t have enough time because they only run around in the dirt
7) The General isn’t a hot cheeto girl, the lizard from Geico is a hot cheeto girl *PROOF* google the proof yourself
8) The General is respectful to his customers a lizard can’t because they don’t get any business
9) The General is older and more mature than the lizard
10) The General can drive a car the lizard from the geico commercials can’t…Because they don’t have any fingers.
Those are the top 10 reasons why you should get the general. That’s it for channel 46.
Back to you Sharrol Deez Lickens.