Russia has launched nuclear warheads in Ukraine, starting WW3

On 10:36 PM on April first 2022, 3 nuclear warheads exploded in Ukraine. Vladimir Putin has gone into hiding and every country that Is a part of NATO has declared war on Russia.
It is inevitable that more nuclear weapons will be used during this war. U.S. officials say the best course of action would be to stock up on essentials and find shelter immediately.
If a nuclear weapon is used in your area, and you can’t escape, lie down on your head, put your thumbs in your ears and cover your eyes with your fingers in order to have a chance at surviving the shock wave. Next, get underground and dispose of the clothes you were wearing while you were outside.
Then, take a thorough shower washing every inch of your body. Stay underground for 48 hours and only after those 48 hours are up you can go outside and look for other survivors. Good luck, and April fools.