Jack Morrison Is Fucking Dead

People of Britain said “omfg jack morrison just fucking hung from his balls outside his house” Ge was filed dead and his balls were taken off the noose to where he fell into a massive spike pit and bled out and then got eaten by his cat cola and then went to hell “were so sad that he hung himself by the balls” says his parents “well sucks to suck one hell of a way to die though” said his uncle this is a tragic day for British people and now jack with his balls are gone so sad.