GRASS GODS FOUND IN GERMANY

Last Friday a lady named Elizabeth Johnson (34) was just walking her dog in the forest when she saw a strange humanoid figure sitting in the grass. She walked towards it, and it turned around. “The creature was as green as grass” Says Elizabeth. “It had green eyes and its hair was made of something that looked like very thin grass with some moss in it. We made eye contact and after a couple of minutes it just sank in the ground and disappeared.

Now, the question is, WHAT IS THIS CREATURE???
I personally think it is a grass god, but maybe it is something else? Maybe it is not even a god but an angel, or a demon? Maybe even an alien who we didn’t discover?