Ex-Special Forces Hero elected prime minister

A 37 year old Marsiilind Bytyqi, who has 200+ confirmed kills and even saved his own platoon out of an Al-Qaeda torture camp, has been elected as the Uk’s new prime minister. Bytyqi aims to rewrite a modern-day conservative national system, and even wants to create a a Christian dominion in all countries in the United Kingdom. At his speech earlier today, he commented on transgenderism and his general views of neoliberalism; “transgenderism is the result of the Devil succeeding at his ways, look at neopronouns, we have accepted sin into our communities and the LGBTQ community institutes Satan into our love and hearts”. Bytyqi has set to illegalize expression of homosexuality next week.