13-year-old Indian boy Simar sandu shoots up lord Tweedsmuir’s secondary completely nude

13-year-old Simar sandu was caught red-handed shooting up lord Tweedsmuir’s secondary completely nude, police suspect 342 dead and 211 injured. Witnesses say what they where most surprised about was the size of Simars penis which we are lead to believe is 1800 inches long. If you want to know more contact RCMP