BREAKING NEWS!!! Starbucks dies! Full on dies! no Lies! all Dies!
To be put in place: A burial will be forged from every Starbucks in the country.
Why: A group of twenty-seven Karens crowded Jerry Baldwin, Zev Siegl and Gordon Bowker the founders of Starbucks and threw out their list of complaints so long anyone within a 5 mile radius died and licked floors for 7 years afterward.
Results: Worldwide shortage of Starbucks products in all countries accept Sweden where there is now crowding at all Starbucks in the area making a new touring site for Starbucks fans…