School 7 days a week now?

The government recently announced a drop in kids grades over the last year, and in effort to counter this has suggested 7 days of school. This would mean school every day as well as during summer. That’s right no vacations for children anymore. Parents showed overwhelming support and cheered when the decision was announced. Saying that they couldn’t wait for the new rules to start. Kids everywhere could be heard in unison crying, what we believe to be tears of joy for the new rules. Also internet will now be limited to one hour a week so kids can focus on all their new homework. The governor announced this change would be permanent.