Rachael, 13 years old — absolutely destroyed an innocent toilet with a deadly sonic blast that came out of her asshole. She dookied so much, that it went all around the world. The dookie was so sour, funky, potent, and absolutely stinky, her family had to go to the ER with gas poisoning. The hose almost blew up, but everyone made it out alive. There is a reward, 10,000 dollars if you can find the toxic waste. The image below shows a demonstration of what horrors went down.