Local Kettle found guilty of cooking babies

Elder Kettle was found guilty Monday morning of cooking babies after 3 vegetables were screaming “HELP! THERE’S A MAN WHO COOKS BABIES INTO STEW! SAVE US!” and that is when the Inkwell Isles Police Department figured it was Elder Kettle when someone saw Elder Kettle asking his Grandsons “Who wants Elder Kettle’s famous baby stew?” Which they immediately raided his house and arrest Elder Kettle he was put in court when some people say they didn’t trust Elder Kettle and some say he was a nice guy including Cuphead and his younger brother Mugman. Elder Kettle was sentenced to 2 years in prison and wasn’t allowed to see or touch a baby.