Joe Biden declared pronoun mandate nationwide

Joe Biden announced after his state of the union address that he would make pronouns mandatory for all U.S. citizens ages 10 and older. President Biden made clear that “the only acceptable pronouns in this nation from here forward will be as follows: they, them, we, us, and it”. He continues to say “it clears up confusion and prejudice amongst those who don’t identify as him or her. Also, we will guarantee that those who use illegal pronouns are prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law”. Many Americans are stocking up on bottled water and canned goods, proclaiming that “the end is near”. Starting March 12th, citizens are required to register with their department of state to verify that they are following protocol. The first 500 people in the U.S. to register will be given a t-shirt as an incentive. The t-shirts will say anything from “sassy pronoun daddy/mommy” to “we stan Demi Lovato”. This was after also announcing taco Tuesday to become a national holiday and giving out free kites to the homeless. “Every homeless person is entitled a kite, and tacos are hella tasty” said Biden. What a wonderful time to be alive indeed