Damiano Termine Obituary

Damiano Termine, aged 25 was found dead in his grandparents’ house following a family celebration. His body was found face down in a puddle of his own excrement, evidently expelled after his fat ass colon failed from years of toxic eating habits, smoking, heroin, and narcissistic behavior. He will not be missed and do not bother coming to the funeral, the mortician could not locate a coffin large enough to fit his fat, immense, whale sized ass in.