All goblins officially banned from US after recent congress delegation finds the race “unfit to be Americans”

As of March 16th 2022 the delegation of congress recently decided that all goblins were deemed “unfit to be Americans”. This ruling passed in a landslide vote (71% to 29%). Congressman Glen Pickins explains more about this decision, “You know, we just felt that they couldn’t be trusted. It would be an injustice to the American people to continue allowing Goblins to immigrate freely into the US. After the numerous occasions of elixir and gold storages being looted it just had to come to an end. Who knows what’s next? Dark elixir? The town hall? At some point the American people have to stand up for what’s right.” Due to the immense support many are claiming a resurgence in American patriotism and perhaps coming solutions to party divides. I think all Americans can agree, that town hall 12 is a necessity for the future of this country. We are expected to hear more about the status of the American walls and why some billionaires may not be leveling up their fair share.