Sussy Bakas get arrested on 69 counts of murder and 420 counts of manslaughter

Sussy bakas Roberto and Mario were arrested yesterday while getting the good Gluck Gluck nine thousand for manslaughter and murder. The sussy bakas were rampaging through Main Street while drunk On a heavy armor rhino tank, running over countless innocent citizens, including 12 police officers, 9 city officials, 4 mailmen, and the mayor. They will undoubtedly be facing a massive penalty of no Gluck Gluck for 5 minutes. Stay safe out there