Rohan thing tragedy

he was going to the market to buy some horses to ride then 1 horse with a rainbow cock jumps out at him and slaps him with that cock with a size of footlong sub from subway he bled out while getting made out with from a naked gorilla with no hair he is now in the lgbtq+ museum of naked monkey section rip rohan. all i want to say is rohan was cheating on his grampa with his gorilla