Roblox based on a real story

Roblox found theese weird people one had brown hair that’s looked like bacon and the other one had a square head then one night/day the boy with bacon hair said hey let’s eat what said the boy with the square head then the boy with the bacon hair said my hair then he ate the bacon dude’s hair then square boy said mmmmmm that tastes like bacon then he ate the bacon dude’s leg but the bacon dude survived then that was when roblox came out with the characters bacon and slender