LOCAL HILLBILLY STEALS TIGER

On Wednesday authorities were alerted of a missing tiger. Sources say they found the tiger at Byars resident Mike O’Connors home. “ I just woke up and my tiger was gone!” Said the owner of the tiger. When asked for persons of interest the owner said Mike. Channel 46 wasn’t given a last name so we had our journalists do their best to use the Byars records to find Mike. Sure enough Mike O’Connors name came up. Lead journalist Megan Goodly went to Byars to get some of the residents words on Mike. “ he is a lying peice of shit!” “ I wouldn’t wish Mike on my worst enemy” “ it’s no suprise he stole a tiger” were just of the comments locals had to say when asked about Mike. We requested an interview with Mike and he did not wish to speak with us.