Scientists have been studying things that build up life, and they have made an insane discovery. Life is fake. Dr. Katherine Michaels says “We cannot believe this [discovery]. That life doesn’t exist, that aliens are real, it’s all very hard to take in.” Michaels found that aliens have created an illusion we call life, which they call 79187104-19 (their language consists of numbers only), pronounced “izquao-JWOWN-mkkno”. We are currently living in some sort of game they have created. Our goal is to survive as long as possible. Once someone hits the 122 year and 164 day mark, they are instantly teleported to their base in the sky. Please do your best not to live longer than 122 and a half years, or you will become immortal and will be terrorized, abused, and tested on for the rest of your life, forever. Please do not be concerned. Do not live too long, stay safe, and keep playing this game. Thank you.
Life Has Been Prooven an Alien Game
