Hurricane Scherzo is a dangerous new chemical hurricane approaching the West Coast, specifically San Francisco. It is made out of the chemical Carbonium Peroxidanumas Stalinium Laquetavenoman, which is resistant and weak towards many random items. To protect your home, please do everything on this official Channel 46 News necessity list.
– Buy lots of gelatin. Hurricane Scherzo can not go near it, and you can eat it.
– This one will need a few things. Buy a goat, and take some gelatin and put steroids in it. Then feed the goat the gelatin and put it on the roof of your home. Scientists found that this wards Scherzo away.
– Hurricane Scherzo can not stand toast, so you must glue it all over your house, inside and out. The only thing you eat should be toast. Remember: it must be buttered.
We know this may sound ridiculous, but we swear this is legitimate. Please help yourself for the greater good. Hurricane Scherzo will reach San Francisco March 19.