Darren Lonely on Valentime Day :(πŸ˜”β€οΈ

Hear we are, Patrites, it is Valentimes day once again❀️!! While the ASB is all happily married to eachother, there are some that arre less fortunate. D-1 Darrin, for example. πŸ˜”

Though Darnog has tried to prove that he indeed has a girlfriend of legal age, Wyatt Cockak has taken him down multiple times wirh three words: “You have no bitches, Darren.” (πŸ˜‚ that is tru!!) Of course, Donnie Darko takes serious offence to these accusations. H will then fire back at Wyt, with the same line (different names, of cours.πŸ€“). But when darnena says it, we all know that it is not true. true. Wyagt definitely has a girlfriwnd tht is not a man, even though there are many suspoicions that she is a man.πŸ‘¨πŸΏ(THOSE SUSPICIONS ARE UNTRUE!! HE SWORE ON PINK SHEEP WOOL!!!) Minecaft.!!

Recently, Benchboy Darrin has blocked numerous people from his Instatime accounts.😑 Those people including Wtay Curmac, ELi Retard and his unnamed wife, who some peolle don’t believe exists. Daregn had pictures of his supposed legal girlfriend on that account. His blocking pf these first hand guys proves the fact that Darn’s boyfriend indeed does not exist, for there is no evidence proving the fact that he is not single.

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Courtesy of the Patrick Henry High School ASB