Here we afre again, Friends. Darrn is back at it (and not onlu at babies and kids this tiem.🤣) Oh, do I have some storis for tou roday.!🎉 🥳
So recently, Patrick Henry drifter, Eli Retard, found out Darnel’s super sexret Cock Royal dick (oops😮 I meant deck!?@) Darrrrean has been spedctated to use gay ass decks, like Mega Nite. And we all know that meg Nit usrs are alwase sweaty pieces of shit.🤢 Gros! I would defnityl want to be the guy who annhilates hum in the royale ring (AKA CHickenPieSHop, the greatest Cock ROylelrr in the world.)
Secondly, and possibl the worst of all, Darnell has been beatiung up cripple childrenQ!!>!>!♿♿ Wat!?!? Witnesses Wyatf and Eli hacve seen👀 Darn en taking out his screming ands crying rage on Jack, who recently arrived back to Part Henty be cause of his being cripple. Mehrunes Dagon most likely sees Jack’s disability as an easy target for him to shidd on. Luckily, Eli ran to the scene💪🏿 and pushed Darko out og gthe way to keep Jak alive a little while longer.
We rexognixe eLi Retard as the star student of the yer this year. ✰⋆🌟✪🔯✨
Finallu7l, back out on the Plys Ed court of play, Darrrenenn e was playing Bad Mitton with Eli Tard,
Irish ☘ and that new guy who took Luke’s place. During the game, The three began to call Darrin by the name of Darrel. This obvusly made him very, very mad (as it woild to anyone.) Darrel trhrew a classit fit, and threw his rackets on the ground in a heated rage. “This was suuuuper funny ,”according to ELi, our first hand source.
Darknolp remains at large now. We have no probabel cause to imprison him at this time😔. More knews wull foollow.
Courtesy of the Patrick Henry High School ASB