BREAKING: Putin Withdraws Ukraine Invasion

Amidst all the attacks today, Vladimir Putin has seemingly ended Russia’s act of terror against Ukraine. The President of Russia said quote “I was scrolling through Twitter and I looked at my most recent tweet that said ‘Dammmmn, these bozos really trying to stop the invasion smh 🤦‍♂️ ’ which had 3,994, but then I saw the most liked comment which had about 16, 735 likes. I clicked on the profile and it was Mark Brothers. He wrote ‘Bruh, you can’t even walk normally without people making a meme, how you supposed to invade😭😭’ and that’s when I know I had to pull out. I had been ratioed by Mark Brothers.”