Lionel Messi stabbed in Brixton.

Cristiano Ronaldo was seen in Brixton as Messi touched down to complete a record signing. Seeing as he was not liking it as PSG. Fellow enemy Ronaldo also about to sign for Brixton Athletic stabbed messi in yard later that day Messi was found dead with SUIIIIIIIIII on his forehead, leading the Feds to the Criminal easily. He is being charged with Rape and will be charged imidiartely.