Dylan’s A Bitch??? New Survey Shows Most People Don’t Like “Him”

What more is there to say, he’s a bitch. My bitch, usually, but my point stands. He can’t do shit, say shit, or shit shit. His clothes? Wack. His Shoes? Wack. The way that he talks? Wack. The way that he doesn’t even like to smile? Wack. Me? I’m not much better but I’ve still got one over on him and that’s all that matters right now.