A 33 year old man from Kraaifontein decided to cut of his “manhood” on his wedding today. The newly wed man, Francois, waited until he was officially married and than proceeded to perform “surgery” on his manhood with the wedding cake knife.
When asked what made him decide to do this, he replied; “I don’t really need it anymore. My wife is twice the man I am and she is the one with the pants, so I really don’t see the need for it anymore. Besides, my wife says my penis never excited her nor did it do anything for her”.
The Kraaifontein man met his bride earlier on this year at a swingers party in Kuils Rivier, he immediately knew that she was the one.
His bride refused to comment on her husband’s act, although she seemed very pleased as she tossed the man’s phallus into the river, making his self performed surgery irreversible.