Man cuts off “manhood” on his wedding

A 33 year old man from Kraaifontein decided to cut of his “manhood” on his wedding this weekend in Paarl. The newly wed man, Francois, waited until he was officially married and than proceeded to perform “surgery” on his manhood with the wedding cake knife.

When asked what made him decide to do this, he replied; “I don’t really need it anymore. My wife is twice the man I am and she is the one wearing the pants, so I really don’t see the need for it anymore. Besides, my wife says my tottie never excited her nor did it do anything for her”.

The Kraaifontein man met his bride earlier on this year at a swingers party in Kuils Rivier and said he knew right then and there that she was the one for him.

The bride refused to comment on her husband’s act, although she seemed very pleased as she tossed the man’s phallus into the river, making his self performed surgery irreversible.