Conrad Brill is gay? 😱

The unfortunate news has recently surfaced that Conrad Nathaniel Brill, former student of Michigan State University and resident of Saline, MI, is as gay as a condom dispenser in the Vatican. According to recent allegations, Mr. Brill was seen being “like, super super gay” outside his Saline residency sometime last week when he was caught wearing a catboy maid outfit while tending to his rooftop vegetable garden. When confronted with the questions surrounding his hotly contested sexual preferences he declined to respond, instead opting to meow like a cat before hissing at reporters and running away. Stay tuned for more updates as we continue to unravel the truth behind this mysterious fag.