Trump dies at age 75

Former president Donald Trump has reportedly died last night at 10:30. It’s unsure on what caused his death, but there are theories stating his orange, crippled, discombobulated head has torn apart. His son, Donald Trump, Jr., said he was right there with him. Trump’s last words were “I wish this country was Republican so I could have been ruler until this moment. Democracy wins.”

Boy, ain’t nobody care my boy..