the one on the left is a Bitch, want to know why?

Ryan Trabulsi, age 16, at first glance looks like a kind and innocent young boy, however, once you really get to know him things change. Me personally, I’ve known Ryan for well over 75 days, and I think he’s a complete fucking tool. To back up my claim I will provide the following evidence: Dude trust me he’s a bitch.