Man Has Heart Attack And Dies Due To Popular Internet Prank “Rick Rolling”

On February 31st, 2016 internet Celebrity “Jake Paul” was sending his fans personalized messages. One of his biggest fans known as “Dr. Sumit Shah” was reportedly receiving one of these messages when instead of a message he instead got directed to a youtube video by internet sensation Rick Astley. The video entitled “Never Gonna Give You Up” is used in a cultural internet prank where people will tell a user they are sending something they want to see but instead disguise the link to this video hoping they will click on it and view the video. After Sumit saw this video he instantly had a heart attack and died 3 hours later, in his last hour we sent reporters over to get his side of the story. “It was horrifying you know, I was casually staring into jake’s beady beautiful eyes when I heard the dm. I had spent $7999 on his patreon so he would send me a personalized dm. I was ecstatic! I saw he sent me a link to his new video and I couldn’t wait! Once I clicked and saw it was never gonna give you up my heart sank. I couldn’t believe Jake would do such a thing. Once I realized jake wasn’t the perfect human I told my heart to stop beating and cried myself to sleep. But since my heart was so closely linked to jake it too was a malfeasance ignitor and it ignored me, so I took some chloroform instead.” What a touching story. This is Bill Buttlicker signing off and you have been on the internet too long today.