Local Midget Shot By Officers

Local Miami-Dade Midget, Lukacs, was shot by officers this morning, November 4th, at around 9 in the morning. Reports suggest that the midget was smuggling ”Smarties”, a popular, yet illegal, candy among children. Officers arrived at the scene at 8 o clock, where a long shootout occurred between them and the Midget’s men. The firefight ended at 8:45, which Lukacs shot and 3 of the men surrendered to officers. Lukacs later died in the ambulance while being transported to the hospital. In total, 4 officers, and 10 men died on the scene.