Hill park man bums tramp from alloa

Local hill park man Ethan Hume has been found bumming a tramp outside the jkr at 1am on Saturday police are unable to find the suspect but the sexual intercourse was not protected nor consential now Ethan Hume is on the run to India where he can buy a tramp for less than a day’s wage at KFC there he will live happily being able to bum as many tramps as he pleases without disturbing the British public