Recently, researchers found a deadly fungus, and have decidedly called it “Honksoupious Deadlius” after Hong-Seop, the laziest person in the world. They spelled his name wrong because nobody cares about him as he cares of nobody.
Hong-Seop earned this title through his own mother, when he got negative grades back on his work, and flunked so hard he moved back down to pre-school. In fact, scientists had to invent a new metric, just for human effort, because they believed his laziness could be an inverse cure to malaria. This backfired horribly and killed 15,361 children in Africa in the late 2010’s.
This fungus was named after him after someone was poisoned by it, but found to be healed the next day. How could this be, you ask? Well, as it turns out, the fungus’ natural poison, which is linked to the nervous system, is literally too lazy to do its fucking job. The poison just sits in a person’s bloodstream until it dies, making the fungus likely the weakest on Earth. Scientists estimate it will die out in a week or two.