Woodsville Man Arrested for Online Indecency

October 19, 2021 – Haverhill Police were called to the home of an ‘anonymous’ online gaming streamer going by the username of ‘LtDan(redacted).’ Daniel Peart, 30, was found to be firmly rooted to his chair by his computer, deeply engrossed in a videogame, oblivious to the presence of police, media, and concerned neighbors. The charge of indecency is controversial, as it is currently debated whether or not the violence inherent in Mario 64 constitutes ‘online indecency.’ Dan’s lawyer declined to comment at this time, but was overheard reassuring his client that he would “never give you up, never let you down…”