What happened to Phil Andrews?!

As you would have guessed, Jonny Andrews (8) is still a cunt. Phil Andrews (72) had taken the family dog (11) for a walk when suddenly he let the dog off of its lead, when a man by the name of ‘ Akinwale Oluwafolajimi Oluwatope Arobieke’ (48) approached Phil Andrews who was digging into his daily dose of Rustler Burger & Stella combo when this took place. This man then got Phil to begin squatting before reaching for his thighs, biceps and then finally gripped his sweet cheeks before claiming him to be his ‘babycakes’ and then the mysterious man ran away. It is said that he ran to a location in Oxford better known as ‘George & Davis Cafe’ to which he discovered Nikos (68) preparing 9/11 part 2 but this time to attack the black box thing that muslims run around sometimes lmao. End of story, Tommy Andrews (14) also keeps saying waffling which means he is a member of The Joshua Cavillo club. Morgan Freeman Quotes
Learning how to be still, to really be still and let life happen – that stillness becomes a radiance. …
The best way to guarantee a loss is to quit. …
I am going to stop calling you a white man and I’m going to ask you to stop calling me a black man.